Canada

[Intro]
Hello
This is a public service announcement from the Government of Canada
The Canada is what happens when you put French people in the woods
Ha ha

[Verse 1]
Canada (Ayy, ayy)
Is only there till they do somethin' we don't like (Ayy, ayy)
I'd like to see them start a fight some day (Ayy, ayy)
We'd probably beat them to the ground by 6AM, eh
Across the bridge (Ayy, ayy)
Them lumberjacks are pullin' syrup out of trees (Ayy, ayy)
They try to talk but all they know is French (Ayy, ayy)
Their claim to fame is being north of the US, yes

[Chorus]
In Canada
The eskimos all seem to be frozen in time
And no one knows just who their leaders are
All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag, fa-a-a-ags
Canada
Is only there till they do something we don't like
I'd like to see them run their mouth at us one day
They'd probably be wiped off the map that very night, ni-i-i-ight

[Verse 2]
Yo it's cold (Ayy, ayy)
The royal police ridin' horses fightin' crime (Ayy, ayy)
They funny hats and pants demand respect (Ayy, ayy)
Just break the law and you'll be fine if you can drive, dri-i-i-ive
I hate the queen (Ayy, ayy)
They ruined basketball with a Toronto team (Ayy, ayy)
They all statistically have smaller boobs (Ayy, ayy)
Gained independence from the queen in '82, 1982

[Chorus]
Canada
Is kinda cold, a bomb could be kind of nice
They ruined bacon and they harvest ice
They hit baby seals and that ain't nice, not not not nice
Canada
Is only there till they do something we don't like
I'd like to see them start a fight some day
They're only there till they do something we don't like, li-i-i-ike

[Verse 3]
Homos (Ayy, ayy)
Seems like we should be telling them what to do (Ayy, ayy)
The metric system isn't very cool (Ayy, ayy)
Them park rangers wanna take care of a moose, moo-oo-oo-oose
Michael J. Fox (Ayy, ayy)
Your shaky ass ain't made a movie that I liked (Ayy, ayy)
Okay, I guess Back to the Future was okay (Ayy, ayy)
But Bryan Adams should have
But Bryan Adams should have
But Bryan should have stayed in

[Chorus]
Canada
The eskimos all seem to be frozen in time
And no one knows just who their leaders are
All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag, fa-a-a-ags
Canada
Is kinda cold, a bomb could be kind of nice
They ruined bacon and they harvest ice
They hit baby seals and that ain't nice, not not not nice
Canada
Is only there 'til they do something we don't like
They're only there 'til they do something we don't like
They're only there 'til they do something we don't like