Wholly Holey

Anticipating much too much
Belle tapes her pomfrey to the door
And calls downstairs to her partner Wilf
And tells him to get up off the floor

Arranging her parts about the hearth dearth
She suites well of a decor
Contrasting well with all the brassy things
It was raining cats and dogs before

Wilf asks for a jacket potato
Belle says "Well
You can do it yourself
You'll have
Something to die for"

I love
You love
He she it loves
We love
You love (in the plural)
Old love
Young love
Up the duff love
Holy smoke love
Wholly holey

I love
You love
He she it loves
We love
You love (in the plural)
Old love
Young love
Up the duff love
Holy smoke love
Wholly holey, yeah
Oh yeah