Where’s Tammy Wynette

[Verse 1]
I stay torn between killing him and loving him
He stays torn between neon lights and home
How 'bout a honky tonk angel
To tell me how this whole thing works

[Chorus]
Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her?

[Verse 2]
I got a pack of camels I'm fixing to open
'Cause I got an apron I'm fixing to tie on
Tell me how you fry a skillet of chicken
In high heels and a skirt

[Chorus]
Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her?
Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her?

[Verse 3]
Like a tease comb for a mess of hair
'Cause you're trying to keep your man
From that hussy over there
And a cheap dress, tube top
Looking for a cat fight
Pretty little bar fly
Doesn't think that I'm the kinda
Good girl that's gonna go bad

[Chorus]
Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her?

[Verse 4]
He's gonna sleep in them cowboy boots
On that couch tonight
I'm gonna sit at that kitchen table
With a bottle of wine
I'm gonna search that midnight radio
'Til I find something that hurts

[Chorus]
Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her?
Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her?
Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her?