Where Is the Fun?

[TIMMY]
Hey Flappy Bob, can't you see what they've done?
They needed a pawn, and clearly you were the one
They took away your clowny clothes, your floppy shoes and big red nose
Just look around, how could you say this is fun?

[Instrumental]

[TIMMY]
Since you were born, they decided your fate
From the style of your car, down to the food that you ate
I know it seems they gave a lot, but I'm telling you it's part of a plot
A plot that you can stop, stop it before it's too late

[HEAD PIXIE & SANDERSON]
Hey Flappy Bob, you hear what he been spreading?
The lies that he been telling

[SANDERSON]
I know where this is heading

[H.P.]
Toward turning you against us

[SANDERSON]
To resent us

[H.P.]:
And present us

[H.P. & SANDERSON]
And suggest who are the villains
Yeah, don't you be forgetting
It was you, Flappy Bob

[H.P.]
Yeah, you were the one

[SANDERSON]
We protected

[H.P.]
And respected

[SANDERSON]
As though you were our son

[H.P.]
And now you're in the middle

[SANDERSON]
You can fiddle with this riddle

[H.P.]:
Or you can sign this deal and trust us

[H.P. & SANDERSON]
That your wishes will be done

[TIMMY]
Where is the fun?

[FLAPPY BOB]
Who should I turn to?

[PIXIES]
Where is the fun?

[FLAPPY BOB]
How can I learn who?

[TIMMY]
Who is the one?

[FLAPPY BOB]
The one I can trust to tell me what's fun

[TIMMY]
Where is the fun?

[FLAPPY BOB]:
Why should I trust you?

[PIXIES]
He was the one

[FLAPPY BOB]
You were the one who wanted to shun
Everything I always thought fun

[TIMMY]
Hey Flappy Bob, can't you see in your heart there's a role you play?
And dude, this just ain't the right part
I know my actions weren't ideal, but how your clowny parents feel
About the path you chose, whether or not it was smart?
Where is the fun?

[FLAPPY BOB]
Who should I turn to?

[PIXIES]
Where is the fun?

[FLAPPY BOB]
How can I learn who?

[TIMMY]
Who is the one?

[FLAPPY BOB]
The one I can trust to tell me what's fun?

[TIMMY]
Where is the fun?

[FLAPPY BOB]
I'm so conflicted

[PIXIES]:
But he was the one

[FLAPPY BOB]
The one who restricted

[PIXIES]
Your vision of fun

[FLAPPY BOB]
And with this pen I'll sign by line item 1

[FLAPPY BOB, spoken]
Maybe you're right, could be a giant mistake

[PIXIES]
Ha-ha, ha-ha

[FLAPPY BOB]
But changing my life's a risk I'm not ready to take
This nose, pants, hair, and shoes, they're all my past and now I choose
To wish for a world, a world that fits all my views
A world where I am safe

[PIXIES]
It's over, Turner, you lose

[FLAPPY BOB]
Thanks for the pen