Adults Ruin Everything!

[HEAD PIXIE]
Who shuts the mall down early?
Who wants you in by dark?

[TIMMY]
YEAH! Who gets all mad and surly
When we make a smart remark?
Who do we have to hide from
From Dimmsdale to old Beijing?
They're taking away our summer
Adults ruin everything!

[KIDS]
Adults ruin everything!

[TIMMY]
With all their rules and laws!

[KIDS]
Adults ruin everything!

[TIMMY]
We must fight back because-

[KIDS]
Adults ruin everything!

[TIMMY]
Time and time again!

[KIDS]
Adults ruin everything!

[TIMMY]
Trust no one over 10!

[CHESTER]
I’d feed the whole world ice cream!

[VERONICA]
I'd supersize the mall!

[A.J]
I'd melt stuff with my heat beam!

[HEAD PIXIE]
Too bad it’s not your call

[TIMMY]
But I've got two magic fairies!

[COSMO]
Wands waiting to be twirled!

[TIMMY]
Adults can't ruin everything if us kids ran the world!

[KIDS]
Adults ruin everything!

[TIMMY]
But kids would run things right!

[KIDS]
Adults ruin everything!

[TIMMY]
But we know we can fight!

[KIDS]
Adults ruin everything!

[TIMMY]
That's how this day unfurled!
But that won't happen if I wish that
Kids could rule the world!

[INSTRUMENTAL BREAK]

[KIDS]
Adults ruin everything!

[TIMMY]
But Kids would run things right!

[KIDS]
Adults ruin everything!

[TIMMY]
But we know we can fight!

[KIDS]
Adults ruin everything!

[TIMMY]
That's how this day unfurled!
But that won't happen if I wish that
Kids would rule the world!

Who gets to set the curfews?

[KIDS]
Kids!

[TIMMY]
Who gets to make the laws?

[KIDS]
Kids!

[TIMMY]
There's one adult left we all trust
And his name is Santa Claus!

[KIDS]
Kids!

[TIMMY]
Who gets to run the country?

[KIDS]
Kids!

[TIMMY]
Who gets to say what’s cool?

[KIDS]
Kids!

[TIMMY]
How can I put it bluntly?

[KIDS]
Kids!

[TIMMY]
Now it’s kids who
Rule!