When Was Jesus Born?

[Intro]
Ay man, I tell them the real meaning of Christmas, man
And it's all about life, help the chef, man
It’s about Jesus, man
Ain't no Santa Claus, y'all
Look at me, the Lil Gee, man
I'ma tell you the truth, ain't no Santa Claus, y'all

[Chorus]
Tell me when was Jesus born
The last month of the year
Tell me when was Jesus born
Last month of the year
Tell me when was Jesus born
The last month of the year
Tell me when was Jesus born
Last month of the year

[Post-Chorus]
Wasn't January (No)
February (No)
March, April, or May (No, no, no)
June, July
August, (No) September, October, November, December
Was the 25th day of December
It was the last month of the year

[Chorus]
Tell me when was Jesus born
Last month of the year
Tell me when was Jesus born
Last month of the year

[Post-Chorus]
Wasn't January (No)
February (No)
March, April, or May (No, no, no)
June, July
August, September, October, November, December
Was the 25th day of December
It was the last month of the year
Tell me when was Jesus born

[Interlude]
Ay, you know what’s funny, man
My momma really, man, used to like
Bring us to the house, man
And light candles for Christmas, man
And one time, man, we came home
And she wanna act like
You know what I'm saying
She paid the gas bill
The light bill and all that on Christmas and still bought us toys
She was gifted, man
She was so, you know what I'm saying
So smart and so terrific, man
I really wanna thank her, man
You know what I'm saying
What she did was
She moved the door
And let us all in the house
At the same time we ran in the house
She said, "God damn!
Somebody broke in here and stole our electricity"
Man, I remember my grandmomma used to lay out all her clothes, nigga
Man, we used to had to go to sunrise service on Christmas
She would lay out her clothes the night before

[Chorus]
Tell me when was Jesus born
The last month of the year
Tell me when was Jesus born
Last month of the year
Tell me when was Jesus born
The last month of the year
Tell me when was Jesus born
Last month of the year

[Outro]
I wanna give a shout-out to Rudy Ray Moore
I wanna give a shout-out to Bernie Mac
I wanna give a shout-out to Freddy Soto
I wanna give a shout-out to a lot of comedians that really make it to see the new year
I wanna give a shout-out to those that don't understand life, man
Ain't nothing like having yo' help and strength, man
That's a good Christmas, man