A Pimp’s Christmas Song

[Intro: Snoop Dogg]
Yo, what it do
It's your boy big Snoop Dogg
And I'm hangin' out with my main man, Mr. Jake, AKA Jake the Flake
Oh yeah my boy
Archbishop Don Magic Juan in the house
Big 'mar rollin' up them trees, ya dig?
And we gon' talk about this, uh, yeah, this pimp's Christmas
Yeah this pimp's Christmas
Yeah this pimp's Christmas
Yeah this pimp's Christmas

[Verse 1: Snoop Dogg]
December 25th, a pimp Christmas
Let me check my gift list, I'm on some pimp shit
Yes indeed, I proceed to roll up the trees
Snoopy D-O-Double-Gs, aw nigga please
Let me show you how it is, what we lookin' for
We tryna get the dough, I'm at the liquor store
I'm tryna crack a hoe, you know I'm gettin' dough
I'm in a Bentley, you know that motherfucker snow
It's all white delight, you know it's extra tight
I'm tryna crack a bitch 'til I get my money right
You know I'm extra tight, I'm takin' hella flight
And catch a bad bitch, I'm just like Dolomite, heh heh
Yeah, it's a pimp's Christmas, that's what it is nigga
So uh Mr. Jake, AKA Jake the Flake
Can you spit about this pimp Christmas mane?
Cause we in a drought season right now
Sort of a recession, you know
So it's kinda hard on a pimp mane
Real hard, you know
So tell 'em what you doin' this Christmas mane
'Cause I seen you pimpin' in that
You know what I'm sayin', that Benz mane
That silver Benz mane
That silver bullet, I see you mane
Real talk, so uh, I'm gonna step back so you can step up
Mr. Jake, AKA Jake the Flake
Hit 'em nigga

[Verse 2: Jake the Flake]
It's hard out here for a pimp
When you're tryna get the money for the rent
And baby mama's always talkin' shit
And the kids still gotta get they gift
That mean I gotta play the role like St. Nick
And my hoes still got more money to get
I sent my best bitch to Vegas, bet she here to lick
Gettin' money way before December 25th
Sippin' eggnog, to me it taste like milk
Ya bitch touch my mink and said it felt like silk
I'm way too cool to be slidin' down the chimney
This a pimp's Christmas so you niggas gotta feel me
Ho ho ho I wrapped your gift in a pretty dough
You be gettin' money but with me you gon' get plenty mo'
Jake is full of everything you want your man to be
Worth way too much to be sittin' under a Christmas tree, ya dig?

[Verse 3: Snoop Dogg]
Yeah mane, real pimp talk, from Memphis to Texas
All the way up to my main manes up there in Flint, Michigan, mane
You know what I'm talkin' about
That's some real pimp shit right there mane
But what I wanna do right now
I wanna bring the archbishop Don Magic Juan
Straight outta Chicago, up in here, so he can talk some real Christmas pimp shit, nigga

[Verse 3: Don Magic Juan]
Well to let you playas know
It's the time for it to be jolly
A lot of you playas say you can't be jolly 'cause you don't have your proper siding
What you got to do playa
You gotta step up your game (Preach)
Pick up your belt
Let a person know that you want your money
Hey listen playa
You said you down
Then you gotta do is get her on the track
Bump a chick
Get her trapped
Get your Cadillac
Go to pimp store
Get ya gator
Annihilator, now playa
This what we do at Christmas time
We have fun
We have joy
We show love
We ride around in cars
You might not have a Rolls-Royce
You might not have a Cadillac
Whatever you have playa
Be thankful
It's time to be happy
It's the time to be cheerful (speak on it church)
Chick ain't gon' pay you man if you lookin' like you sloper
You ain't got no game
It's the holiday season
Chick know she gon' need a coat, you gon' need a coat
Hey man if you in one of them Eastern or Midwestern towns
Be sure you gotta step up your game
Cuz see it's gon' snow on yo' game
And if you ain't got one of them mink coats that drag on the flo'
Then you gon' freeze

[Verse 4: Snoop Dogg]
Yeah, see, see, that was the archbishop Don Magic Juan mane
You can't pay for that kinda game, mane
You understand what I'm sayin'
So I hope you got your Landy, you know what I'm sayin'
And your eggnog
Your mistletoe
Your green sticky-icky-icky Christmas trees
And uh, just lay back and roll out to this muthafuckin' music right here mane
It's Christmas time ya dig?
Yeah
Merry Christmas y'all
Yeah ha ha
Yeah uh
Merry Christmas y'all, y'all, y'all
From the Snoop Dogg (Dogg, Dogg)
Merry Christmas y'all, y'all, y'all
From the Snoop Dogg (Dogg, Dogg, Dogg)
Ho ho hoes