What You Know?

Verse 1:
I’ve got people in a blind rage
They complain about my dad jokes over on my wife’s page
Show up with the rapper if she asked me to go buy sage
Become a cave man if she wanted to watch Ice Age
I’m not comprised of things you’d think that I’d say
Instead of going off I’m telling you have a nice day
I think you drank unsweetened limeade
With the way that you react and then you go into a tirade
You think I’m dumb huh these are kinda hard to do
Got a Barbie and a pool stick for you barbecue
People so appalled like my jokes are really harming you
Just admit I’m the goat I’ll go jump in a shawarma stew
Been making these if you’re having one of those days
If they make yours worse my advice - go ‘way!
They’re not real and I see grown men crying
Why you so mad I keep floating by them

Hook:
What you know bout me?
You don’t know a thing
Other than whatever you’ve seen
On the gram think that’s who I am
I do jokes but I’m not even a dad

Verse 2:
Think you have me pinned
Fooled you once and I’ll do it again
You pretend can never get where to begin
Can’t create mad about me doing it then
Gotta get off’a your seat and I’m working more than on top of a beat
Ain’t nobody dropping as often as me
Finding me looking too odd and you’re common to me
Not on your feet and they’re up on an ottoman
What you got now they’re following me
Sulking around and you blame it on everyone
Live in a way that’s hard to redeem
Cooking pan, iced tea, hose - yup pantyhose
You can try I promise you will never grab these flows
Frozen pies down the road you want pizza rolls
Put a worm in a book I doubt that it reads the most
Living in a way people think something’s wrong with me
In the military handing out guns from an armory
Ain’t nobody harming me I’m just a little ornery
When I rap fast they think Bone Thugs N Harmony

(Hook)

D.Cure speaking:
Dear everyone
Dad joke part 172
I know those weren’t crescent wrenches
I get the wrong thing
Onnn purpose!
That’s kinda my thing
If you haven’t caught on
Thank you
For your concern

Hook (variant):
What you know bout me?
You don’t know a thing
Other than whatever you’ve seen
On TikTok think that’s how I walk
But I don’t not around the clock