What We Need More of Is Science

[Verse 1]
I'm a disciple of science
I know the universe is compliance with natural laws
But many place reliance on the psuedo-science of quacks and
Morons and fools because
Their educations deficient
They put faith in omniscient
Make believe beings who control their fate
But the Hawk ain't with it, dig it
Their Holy writ ain't the least bit legit
Its a bunch of bullshit

They need to read a book that ain't so damn old old
Let reason take hold
Though truth to be told
They're probably already too far gone
Withdrawn, the conclusion foregone
But maybe there is still hope for the young
If they reject the dung being slung from the tongues
Of the ignorant fools who call themselves preachers
And listen instead to their science teachers

[Chorus]
Upon blind faith they place reliance
What we need more of is science!

[Trash Talk]
Uh yeah, that's right! Fundamentalist assholes! Screw the whole lot of them

[Verse 2]
Look, I ain't Thomas Dolby
Science doesn't blind me
Think you're smart? Form a line behind me
You won't find me, truth to tell
To be a man who suffers fools very well
Quite the opposite in fact
I ain't got time to interact
With crystal wearing freaks in need of a smack
New age motherfuckers? Don't get me started
I made more sense than them, last time I farted

Not to put too fine a point upon it
But the whole new age movement is full of shit
Please allow me to elaborate
Explicate, expatiate
From astral projection to zygomancy
It's a mishmash of idiocy
Instead of the archaic worship of seasons
They should explore logic and reason

[Chorus]

[Trash Talk]
Fucking new-agers! Is there any amount of bullshit they won't swallow? It's two-thousand-aught-three goddammit! When are these morons gonna join us in the 21st century?