Big Bizang

In there beginning there was nothing, not even time
No planets, no stars, no hip-hop, no rhyme
But then there was a bang like the sound of my gat
The universe began and the shit was phat

The universe began as a singularity
Nobody knows what went on then, G
For ten million trillion trillion trillionths of a second
The state of the universe cannot be reckoned

The fundamental forces were unified
We've no theory to describe that, though I've tried
Then the forces split and the universe was born
It was hotter then a priest watching kiddie porn

Protons, neutrons, and electrons came to pass
As photons collided, changing energy to mass
Three minutes go by, temps to cool one billion
Down from one hundred million trillion trillion

This reduced heat allowed a new event:
The formation of heavier elements
Still it was millions of years 'fore the first star glowed
If you're down with the bang, sing along, here we go

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It was the big pow piz-ow bang a dang diggy diggy boom diggy boom pow boom the Big Bizang
The big pow piz-ow bang a dang diggy diggy boom diggy boom pow boom the Big Bizang

Hold on now, what about inflation?
That's a little tricky and could use some explanation
Inflation, one could barely state
Was the time when the universe expanded at a rate

That was faster then the speed of light
But that over-simplifies and it ain't quite right
Still the for purposes here, it will have to do
Cause I ain't got the time to explain it to you

Rock

Damn

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The beginning of time, and the birth of all matter
Say it took seven days, you're as mad as a hatter
It was millions of years 'fore the first star glowed
If you're down with the bang, sing along, here we go

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