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Becky and Tom, ex-highschool sweethearts, meet in the line for Wiggly dolls outside Toy Zone.
As they fumble their way through a conversation, the surrounding townsfolk speculate about their feelings for each other.
[SHERMAN]
Oh, my god, it's Becky Barnes
[SCARF SHOPPER]
And Tom!
They go way back in time
I think they dated in high school
[LINDA]
Yep, she was cheering him from the sidelines
[SHERMAN]
Do they even recognize?
[SCARF SHOPPER]
I don't know
[LINDA & (SCARF SHOPPER)]
Becky's (Tom has) put on some weight
[SHERMAN]
He was embedded (?) in Afghanistan
[SCARF SHOPPER]
Oh, my god
[LINDA]
She embedded the inmate
[SHERMAN, LINDA, & SCARF SHOPPER]
What will she say to him?
[BECKY (spoken)]
Hi, Tom
[TOM (spoken)]
Tom Houston
[BECKY (spoken)]
I know who are, Becky
I mean, I'm Becky
Becky Houston
I mean -
[TOM (spoken)]
No, you're- you're Becky Barnes
[BECKY (spoken)]
I'm good
[EX-PLANT WORKER]
I heard Tom is seein' things
[MAN IN A HURRY (spoken)]
Only ghosts
[GARY GOLDSTEIN]
It's called PTSD
[EX-PLANT WORKER & HOMELESS MAN]
Oh, forget about it
[EX-PLANT WORKER]
Has he PT-seen her "hubby"?
[MAN IN A HURRY]
He ran off
[EX-PLANT WORKER & GARY]
She's not as hot as she used to be
[EX-PLANT WORKER, HOMELESS MAN, MAN IN A HURRY, & GARY]
But that look in their eyes is coming back
All those years they had fun
[EX-PLANT WORKER & HOMELESS MAN]
But they're both on the sales rack
[GARY]
They are spent
[MAN IN A HURRY]
They are cooked
[EX-PLANT WORKER, HOMELESS MAN, MAN IN A HURRY, & GARY]
They are done
[SHERMAN, LINDA, SCARF SHOPPER, PLAID SHOPPER]
Wait, something's on his mind
[EX-PLANT WORKER, HOMELESS MAN, MAN IN A HURRY, & GARY]
Will he opine?
[SHOPPERS]
Hold on, it's way too painful
[SHERMAN, LINDA, SCARF SHOPPER, PLAID SHOPPER]
For Tom
[EX-PLANT WORKER, HOMELESS MAN, MAN IN A HURRY, & GARY]
Or maybe for Beck
[SHOPPERS]
Or maybe for me
What do you say
[SHERMAN]
When you love each other?
[SHOPPERS]
What do you say
[SCARF SHOPPER]
When years have passed?
[SHOPPERS]
What do you say
[EX-PLANT WORKER]
When there's no more buffer?
[SHOPPER]
What do you say?
What do you say?
[TOM (spoken)]
It's cold out
[BECKY (spoken)]
Oh, nothin' really
[TOM (spoken)]
How're things?
[BECKY (spoken)]
Uh, I haven't seen it
[SHOPPERS]
Oh, God, it's a trainwreck
[LINDA]
My favorite!
[PLAID SHOPPER]
Give me my tub of popcorn
[MAN IN A HURRY]
Just skip to the fucking!
[HOMELESS MAN]
She'd never!
[SHOPPERS]
Either way, this is torture porn
[SCARF SHOPPER]
I think I'll step in and save her
[LINDA]
You don't have half of a chance, bitch
[GARY]
I don't think either took a shower
[SHOPPERS]
Oh, my God, someone flip the switch
[LINDA, GARY, EX-PLANT WORKER, & SCARF SHOPPER]
There! She looked at his crotch!
[SHERMAN, HOMELESS MAN, MAN IN A HURRY, & PLAID SHOPPER]
He looked at her boobs!
[SHOPPERS]
They're walking a very fine line
Oops, I think we've been caught
Is she looking at mine?
What do you say when you love each other?
What do you say? The years have passed
What do you say when you rediscover?
What do you say?
What do you say?
[TOM (spoken)]
Look, Becky, you look great
[BECKY (spoken)]
Thanks
[SHOPPERS]
What do you say?
[BECKY (spoken)]
So do you
[TOM (spoken)]
Thanks
[SHOPPERS]
What do you say?
[BECKY (spoken)]
So, you're shopping for your kid?
[TOM (spoken)]
No, I'm shopping for myself
I like dolls
[SHOPPERS]
What do you say?
[TOM (spoken)]
I'm just kidding
I don't- I don't like dolls
At least, not like that
[BECKY (spoken)]
I've missed you
[SHOPPERS]
What did she say?
They still love each other
What did she say?
The years have passed (The years have passed)
What do you say when you rediscover?
What do you say?
What do you say?
What do you say?
What do you-
[BECKY (spoken)]
Say?
[TOM (spoken)]
Oh, nothing. No, not nothing
Actually, I forgot what I was going to
[ALL]
Say
What Do You Say was written by Jeff Blim.
What Do You Say was produced by StarKid Productions.
Team StarKid released What Do You Say on Sat Feb 29 2020.