Tickle-Me Wiggly Jingle

[UNCLE WILEY (spoken)]
Ahoy there, boys and girls!
Hop aboard the SS Wiggle!
We're settin' sail, for giggles!

[SNIGGLES]
He's a wiggly snig
And a sniggly wiggly (Yeah!)
A fwendy-wend
That makes you giggly!
He's an underwater creature from outta this world
A bestest fwendy-wend
To all the boys and girls!

He's a wiggly wig
And a snuggle poo
And a wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle
Wiggle wiggle wiggle with you

[SNIGGLE 2 (spoken)]
His belly's so squishy!

[SNIGGLES]
His name is Wiggly
And he's here to stay
His belly's squishy
Puts a smile on your face
Just tickle his belly-well
And he will say

[WIGGLY (spoken)]
I wuv you!

[SNIGGLES]
(Tickle, Tickle-Me Wiggly)

[SNIGGLE 2 (spoken)]
Uncle Wiley, where does Wiggly come from?

[SNIGGLES]
(Tickle, Tickle-Me Wiggly)

[UNCLE WILEY (spoken)]
Well, he's deep down in Drowsy Town, sleepin' the dreamless sleep of the dead

[SNIGGLES]
(Tickle, Tickle-Me Wiggly)

[SNIGGLE 3 (spoken)]
Well, how are we gonna wake him up, Uncle Wiley?

[UNCLE WILEY (spoken)]
Oh, you'll just have to pick up your own Wiggly this Black Friday!

[SNIGGLES]
Come on kids
Time to gather 'round
There's an underwater creature
That will turn that frown
He's a fwendy-wend
Through the thick and blue
Cause Wiggly wiggles with you

[UNCLE WILEY]
Rub his belly-well
Bounce him up and down

[SNIGGLES & UNCLE WILEY]
Tell him that you love
How he wiggles with you

[SNIGGLE 3]
He's all that you wanted
He's all that you needed
For this holiday

[SNIGGLES]
(Season)

[SNIGGLE 4]
This holiday season
Now you've got a reason
For fwends to
Come and pway

[SNIGGLES]
(Come and play with us)

[SNIGGLE 5]
You brush his hair with a comb
His body's made out of foam
That's certified laundry-safe

[SNIGGLES]
(Laundry-safe)

[SNIGGLE 6]
When Wiggly takes over
Your hearts and your souls
Girls, boys

[SNIGGLES]
The world will be a
Playground full of magic and Sniggle songs
And when you're feeling down
He's there to sing along

He's a wiggly snig and a best fwend too
And a wiggle, wiggle
He'll wiggle, wiggle
He'll wiggle his way through life

[UNCLE WILEY (spoken)]
And he's a steal at only $49.95!

[SNIGGLES]
Do the wiggle
Do the wiggle
Do the wiggle
Do the wiggle

On this Black Friday
He will hit the shelves
He's riding Santa's sleigh
'Cause he's fwends with all the elves

So sniggle your stocking up
For those days of twelve
This Christmas wiggle with Wiggly

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle your way through life!