Westchester Hadassah

(parody of "Winchester Cathedral" by The New Vaudeville Band)

No more-a my dough
No more-a my dough
No more-a my dough-de-o-dough

Westchester Hadassah
I gave all my dough
I'll give you one more thing:
A definite "no!"

Remember that luncheon
In honor of me?
You made me contribute
Anonymously

Remember last year
When you gave a masquerade ball?
I came as a turnip
Just to see you try to squeeze my blood and all

Westchester Hadassah
I'm trying my best
Enclosed is one dollar
I'll owe you the rest

No more-a my dough
No more-a my dough
No more-a my dough-de-o-dough

Remember that raffle
When you held your monster bazaar?
I bought all the tickets
All but one, and that was the one that won the car!

Westchester Hadassah
How wrong can you be?
I'm not even Jewish
Stop pestering me!

No more-a my dough
No more-a my dough
No more-a my dough-de-o-dough