My Aunt Minnie

My Aunt Minnie bought a mini-skirt
A mini-skirt
A mini-skirt
She's too skinny for a mini-skirt
Such a skinny creature
Shouldn't feature such a feature
But my old Aunt Minnie bought a mini-skirt
And all the fellas flirt
Everybody's wise
To my Aunt Minnie's thighs
In her crazy mini-skirt
She's thinking young
She's thinking young
She's thinking younger than the youngters she's among
She's really cool, she's hip
A gas, a trip
She's the inspiration
For the Pepsi generation
And she popped up later at a pop art show
A pop art show
A pop art show
What's she doin' at a pop art show?
Trading her Utrillo
For a plastic box of Brillo
For a painting of a can of lentil soup
She traded her Van Gogh
Then she took all her pop
And traded it for op
At that crazy pop art show
She's thinking young
She's thinking young
She's thinking younger than the youngters she's among
She's really cool, she's hip
A gas, a trip
She went to a happening
(And didn't know what's happening.)
And then she go-goed at a discotheque
A discotheque
A discotheque
Uncle Morris was a nervous wreck
Poor old Uncle Morris
Only lasted half a chorus
But when Minnie go-goed at that discotheque
The kids picked up her check
Why they could hardly look
At how Aunt Minnie shook
First they saw her do
Her wicked boogaloo
And then they saw her swing
Her shaky shing-a-ling
At that crazy discotheque