Weed & Coffee

[ Intro ]
Yo, uh

[ Verse 1 ]
I don't drive a Bentley, or a Benz or a Beamer
I don't drive an Audi or a Lamborghini either
I don't push a range round town just to act paid
Only money that I got is change in my ashtray
I don't drive a Porsche, I don't drive a Rolls Royce
I don't drive Ferraris, I don't even drive a Volvo
Wanna get up in my car you have to squeeze
Because my motherfucking car is Japanese
I drive a Honda
And no, sir I did not lease, I bought a goddamn Honda
I be getting Whole Foods bitches
You be getting Olive Garden bitches with the bronzer
I own a Honda
Spent the extra money on a vaporizer for my marijuana
Grip that steering wheel
Irish boy with a mean left hand looking like Conor
Uh!
Picture me rolling in a Toyota Corolla with 100,000 miles
I'm a veteran, nothin' to play with
This one for the Nissans and Kias
And Hyundais or Hun-dais or the however the fuck you say it
Rappers always spendin' money on these pricey ass automobiles looking like idiots
I'm from the Midwest with enough bad weather to impress
I don't want a nice car
Not even a little bit

[Chorus]
All I really care about is cruising through the city
With my windows down so back the hell up off me
All I wanna do is wake up early in the morning
Smoke a little weed and drink some fucking coffee
Yeah!

Verse 2
I don't ever do hard drugs just moderate drinking
Lately, I've been trying to be sober during the weekend
Exercising every single day for my good health
Lower the anxiety that I feel being my good self
I don't need sweets
I don't need fried food
Grass-fed butter in my coffee is a great brew
If one apple a day would keep the doctor away
Then imagine what would happen if you ate two

I used to feel the pressure
Till I learned a couple lessons
Livin' life and always stressin'
Had no answer to my question
Started thinking about the poison
I put up inside of my physical body
Came to the conclusion
Living healthy is a essence
Man, I gotta have the energy
To be a better father
Gotta focus
So I could put a couple dollars in a closed fist
Smoke a little marijuana
Never smoke cigs
And exercise so I don't grow tits
Lift weights
Compound movements
Leg day
Deep squats
Drop down, do it
Build your skills and find yourself a career
Can't be 35 still living at your mom's house, stupid!
I got friends that got habits that are so bad
I guarantee they're gonna die of a heart attack
You gotta make choices that positively benefit you
For fuck's sake, how hard is that?

[Chorus]
All I really care about is cruising through the city
With my windows down so back the hell up off me
All I wanna do is wake up early in the morning
Smoke a little weed and drink some fucking coffee
Yeah!

[ Verse 3 ]
For the first time in my life
I can see myself with my eyes closed
I can see the things that I hide from the world
I can see the things that only time shows
So what has time shown?
Time has shown that every single person that I have known
Is gonna suffer every day and gonna die alone

For the first time in my life
I can see myself with my eyes closed
I can see the things that I hide from the world
I can see the things that only time shows
So what has time shown?
Time has shown that every single person that I have known
Is gonna suffer every day and gonna die alone

For the first time in my life
I can see myself with my eyes closed
I can see the things that I hide from the world
I can see the things that only time shows
So what has time shown?
Well, time has shown
That every single person I have known
Is gonna suffer every day if they don't have weed and coffee

[Outro]
Uh...caffeine and weed are drugs too mac!
Shut the fuck up!