Weatherman

[Eliot]
All I've ever wanted is to be the smiling guy
With the very white teeth
And a very playful tie

Who looks into the camera
And moves his hands like so
And on the screen behind him
Makes a cold front start to blow

I'll share the five day forecast
Along with solid Christian values
All I've ever wanted is to be
Eliot Chambers, Weatherman, Channel 9 News

All I've ever wanted is to be the kind of fella
Who doles out sage advicе
Like, "you'll be needing that umbrella"

I'll go out on location in a trickеd out action van
And share some weather wisecracks
With my pal the anchorman

I won't give the headlines
Or boring interviews
Everyone will tune in to see
Eliot Chambers, Weatherman, Channel 9 News

Doppler, Radar
Is there anything more beautiful?
Than doppler radar
No two words more musical

I feel it in my weather vanes
The highs and lows, the freezing rains
I feel it in my weather vanes
The epic snows, the hurricanes

I will control the thunder
Like the mighty hands of Zeus
Eliot Chambers, Weatherman, of Channel 9 News

All I've ever wanted is to be the kind of guy
Who cares about what's happening
For pilots in the sky

And where there is bad weather
And Rebecca standing by
I'll have the guts to talk to her
And tell her where to fly

And when she's safely landed
I pray she won't refuse
When I ask her to have dinner
With Eliot Chambers, Weatherman, Channel 9 News