We’re All Killaz

[Verse 1]
What I wanna know is what year did Jesus think it was
Why your breath smell like it does (Uhuh!)
How come nobody shits in the club (What else?)
In the bathroom I wash my hands then I use a towel (Yep!)
Then I start watering the flowers
And I do it in that order
'Cause my dick been in my pants ever since I took a shower (Haha!)
People into Jesus wear crosses 'round they neck (Yup!)
People into Pac floss Techs
I'm into my man from "The Green Mile" I declare
So 'round my neck I wear an electric chair (Word!)
Fast food fish, they always say it's cod
That's odd, how do we know it ain't tuna?
How do we know it ain't gefilte fish?
How do we know the cook didn't rub his balls in the dish?!
(C'mon!)

[Chorus]
We're all killers, deep inside (Uhuh!)
I caught you smiling, I like your kid side (Hahahahaha!)
We all know who's down, you can't hide (Ahaha!)
You're such a tough guy, you can't dance

[Verse 2]
What does a woman's asshole do while she's getting ate out?
He's usually passed out on the couch
Drunk, with the TV on, laid out
Uh, he didn't hear me pull the gate out
Speakin' of assholes, here's a question:
If we need a license to drive or go fishing
How come to start a family all you need is a dick?
And how come they keep taking so much out of my check?
Heck! What is it all coming to?
How come we got Adam's apples? (That's right!)
I like that "pop" sound when you open up a Snapple
(That's hecka fresh!)
Why you pluck your eyebrows? I'm curious
Why you actin' all serious?
Is it really that bad or is it just your period?
(That's on the hook, mayne!)
What's up, Pee Wee?

[Chorus]
We're all killers, deep inside
I caught you smiling, (Uhuh!) I like your kid side (Hot damn!)
We all know who's down, you can't hide
You're so intelligent, you can't dance

[Verse 3]
Where the bathroom at? Oh shit, there's a line
Hurry up, dickhead, make up your mind!
What's it gonna be: fart, shit, piss or go blind?
Whatever it is, DO IT, so I can do mine!
When talk shows take a break, why they keep talkin'?
Better yet, what they talking 'bout?
What's the difference in cellulite and gout?
Spicy foods burn your bootyhole when they come out (Uhuh!)
Give a man a fish, you've fed him for a day, right?
Teach him how to fish, you've fed him for a lifetime
But if he SPITS in your fish (What?!)
Wrap your fishing rod around his motherfucking neck! (Oh, shit!)
Astronomers discovered another galaxy the other day
And this is what they had to say:
"We're happy 'cause it's only a million light-years away"
What?!

[Chorus]
We all know who's down, you can't hide
I caught you smiling, I like your kid side
We're all killers (we're all killaz) deep inside
You're such a rich man, you can't dance

[Verse 4]
Okay, a sign in the park said "America is beautiful, Don't litter"
But the sign was litter!
Red, white and blue with the green trees behind it?
Why can't we put some shit that matches the environment?
Who be buying all them Lenny CD's, I don't get it
I liked it when Jimi did it
Speaking of CD's, can you see deez?
(What?) DEEZ! (You got me!)
Well, if it's frizzy and it's dirty, why do you need a scrunchie? (Uhuh!)
Now it's that and it's ugly
Yeah, that's it, pack it all up against your scalp
At least if it was free it could air the hell out
Take that butterfly clip, and let it fly, to hell
You ain't a pony, why in the hell you need a ponytail?
"It shows more of my face," she said
No, it shows more of your ear and your big head!

[Chorus]
We're all guilty, deep inside
But I caught you smiling, (Heeheehee!) I like your kid side
(You better get down!)
We all know who's down, (Get on down!) you can't hide
(Come on and get down!)
You're such a pretty boy, (Get on down!) you can't dance

[Bridge]
That's on the hook, mayne, on the hook!
On the chain, hecker fresh, hot damn, slammin'
Chill def! Deffer than heck!
Hahah!
You better get down, buddy!
Whoo!
We in the zone now, we in the zone
I wash my hands before I touch my John
Party time and party time is summer time
And winter time is party time and party time is summer time

[Chorus]
We're all innocent (Uhuh!) deep inside
But you're so clean-cut, you can't dance
(What the hell is goin' on?)
We all know who's down, you can't hide
Come on and dance with us, now's your chance

Winter time is party time

[Verse 5]
How come the free refill always comes with a large
It needs to come with a small
I ain't snowboarding, I'ma fall
Who do you see when you got a red bump on your ball?
What kind of mother is jealous of her own daughter?
Why can't the person who brought the water take my order?
Half of New York lives in Florida (Uhuh!)
Hmhm
You can lead a horse to water, and I think
Maybe you can even make it drink
BUT I BET YOU CAN'T SHOVE HOT BUTTER UP A LION'S ASS!
Hahahahah

[Outro]
You better get down, get on down
Come on and get down, get on down
Don’t try to act down, act like you’re down
You need to be down, be down
And winter time is party time
And party time is summer time
The winter time is party time and party time is
Why? Why?
You better get down
Why?
Get on down
Don’t try to act down
BE down
We know
We know