The Rime In The Mochanut

That ain't crazy to me, this is crazy

Chocolate coconut cream-dipped woody
(Hmhm, watch)
Poke her butt mocha nut butter pecan popsicle
(Rhyme in the mocha nut, sip it down)
Ill vanilla killer, Red riding good
Brown sugar jooger teriyaki knocky

Mikey flipped a fat flow, Ike was scared to spit
So Mikey, told Ikey, stop acting like a billy billy

Billy bought some nachos and a hotdog-on-a-stick
Went outside in brand new shoes and stepped in a pile of shaving shaving

Shaving cream is krazy kream if you shake the can real fast
Spray it on my girlfriend, she lets me shave her ask ask

Ask if anybody seen that girl named Tanya Tucker
I was s'posed to mow her lawn but I fumbled fumbled

Fumbled when I ran the ball, my team had to punt
I was glad when the ball hit Heather in the head cause she acts like such a come with come with

Come with me behind the school, the bushes are real big
Zoe likes to go with me and show me hers, I let her see my

Dictionary comes in handy when I'm trying to spell
Teacher said I'm lazy, I told her go heaven heaven

Heaven, page seven in a Hustler magazine
Made me take this funny pee that looks more like whipped cream whipped cream

Whipped cream on my sundae, cherry is on top
The waitress said it looks delicious, I said you should see my copper-coloured

Copper-coloured skateboard, I ride it through the halls
Dean said you should hold it, I said you should hold my bomber bomber

Bomber jacket keeps me warm, my beanie is a Stussy
The babysitter's mean, she makes me kiss her pumpkin pumpkin

Pumpkin pie is not my favourite, I like toaster snacks
Helped your mama over the fence, my hand slipped in her cracker cracker

Crackers with cheese are good with onion dip
Whitney got her tongue pierced and Britney pierced her climb climb

Climb up in the tree with me and help me get my kitty
Kobe ate them cheeseburgers, had him feeling show me show me

Show me how you do that dance like they do on Rap City
Left, to the left, woah! Baby got some fat

Timberland boots is way too high, Fubu boots are cheaper
Tameeka got the cutest butt, make me want to mocha nut

Rhyme
Rhyme
I put the rhyme in the mocha nut, sip it down

Rhyme
Rhyme
That's right

Rhyme
Come on
Rhyme
Come on

Rhyme
Rhyme
I put that rhyme in the mocha nut, rhyme in the mocha nut

Rhyme
Rhyme
Uh huh

Chocolate coconut cream-dipped woody
Poke her butt mocha nut honey-dipped dawg
(Uh, uh!)
Ill vanilla killer, Red riding good
(Rhyme in the mocha nut, sip it down)
Brown sugar joog her, teriyaki knocky

Brown sugar jooger

Rhyme in the mocha nut, flip it around