We Just Had Sex

[NARRATOR]
Open up the floodgates
Knock down all your fences
The Realist is around the corner
Test drive your new senses
And fetter, and sweater, it's wetter
And it just keeps getting better
And better, and better, and better...

[MARIANNA]
We just had sex
There's nothing sleazy about a natural reflex
It's nice and easy no need to crane your necks
It's all cool breezy baby
What's a little bedroom traffic?
Evening news is pornographic!

[RENATA]
We just had sex
That's right all three of us
It's not complex
It's no big deal at all
We smoke cigarettes
And probably talk about-

[MARIANNA]
10 or 15 things

[RENATA]
Before anyone brings up de fact that

[MARIANNA & RENATA]
We just had sex
To keep it fresh sometimes we shuffle the decks
We realize that this might fog up your specs
But that's just how it goes

[RENATA]
You may find it quite risque

[MARIANNA]
But it's the European way!

[ALL]
La la-la la la-la la la
La la-la la la-la la la...

Don't get too vexed
It's really no big deal that
We just had sex
And now we're gonna roll five big cigarettes
And have a cup of coffee!

[YOUTH]
I love how they're so nonchalant about the only thing I want!