We Are The Gothic Archies

We are The Gothic Archies (Archies)
Death, Tentacles and Pip
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And don't forget to tip

The Gothic Archies are we
With whom you should not mess
The apogee and zenith
Of gothicarchieness

We are The Gothic Archies (Archies)
Death, Tentacles and Pip
Be sure to buy a T-shirt
And then you will be hip

Are The Gothic Archies we?
Oh, are we ever they
In fact, it is a mystery
How anyone could say

We're not The Gothic Archies (Archies)
Pip, Tentacles, and Death
We love to kill such people
By squeezing out their breath

Are we The Gothic Archies?
Be careful what you say
(You are The Gothic Archies)
(Ta-ra-raboom-de-ray)

Oh, the archiesway othicgay ethay
Areway eway;
Illiantbray yricistslay
An'tcay ouyay eesay?

Though gothic we are Archie (Archie)
Though archie we are goth
No satan-worshippers we
We worship Yog-Sothoth

,eihcra era ew cithog ohT
(eihcra) htog era ew eihcra oht
Ew sreppihsrow-natas oN
!htohtoS-goY pihsrow eW