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“How Do You Slow This Thing Down?” is based on The Slippery Slope, the tenth book in A Series of Unfortunate Events. It is based on the opening scene where Violet and Klaus attempt to stop the caravan they are in from rolling down a mountain.
How do you slow this thing down?
How do you make this thing slow down?
We tried to brake
By saying, "Must be some mistake."
Problem unsolved
We said, "Don't make me get involved."
How do you slow this thing down?
How do you make this thing slow down?
We tried to slow it down
By shrieking, "No, no, no."
We tried to halt
By whimpering, "It's not my fault."
How do you slow this thing down?
How do you make this thing slow down?
It's not fair
We've tried all kinds of prayer
We've tried science
It sped up in defiance
How do you slow this thing down?
How do you make this thing slow down?
How Do You Slow This Thing Down? (from “The Slippery Slope”) was written by Stephin Merritt.
How Do You Slow This Thing Down? (from “The Slippery Slope”) was produced by Stephin Merritt.
The Gothic Archies released How Do You Slow This Thing Down? (from “The Slippery Slope”) on Mon Oct 09 2006.