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Shout out the cult
I got that long-term now

Yeah

I got it made, market done got me paid
While the world was on lockdown, I was having a day
I short the market that’s 5 figures in March
After a little stagnant, but 4 figures in May

I flip the script on that worn shit on the page
I ain’t spend in on nothing, I’m punching below my wage
Not to mention prior I maxed on my IRA
On Feb 19, top of the market, Pokimane

I could’ve sworn that was 6 racks in the drain
I even sold at a loss, that’s cardinal sin terrain
But 2 months later Buffet he did the same
He ain’t short a penny though, what a hu-Munger pain

And I was full-time internship in the bean, and my
Job was running these numbers, I be excelling with green
The journey done started, I found Reddit embarking
The week of that correction, my eyes glued to the market

Sage why talking all this money shit, funny shit
Ain't you transcended, I thought you was above this shit

Sage sage sage, what’s some dollars to infinity?
You falling for vices you got the wrong sense of affinity

Mad FOMO see 7 figures that rise
WSB God like Jordan Belfort online
But wait wait wait, these account dropping like flies
My college comrades betting tuition for that prize

That’s tradition, initiation be truth
If you ain't blow your shit up, then what the fuck did you do?
Oh me? Nah I done made out smooth
That's why imma retire in my youth

So at that time I was learning all that I could
Options crash course, but market was caving fool
Like uhh Spillage Village, bears liking this too
Bout 1 week passed before I done made my move

And I remember they sent us home cause of COVID
And that weekend I had my money in shorting
Monday came, that's a circuit breaker on deck
Checking all my accounts, shit my money tripled in net

Wow

Yo Sage
Did that really happen bro?

Yeah I'm being dead serious, it happened

Nah, you fucking capping bro that shit didn't happen