Walk to Dublin (Sucker Reprise)

[Verse 1]
If I walk to Dublin
'Cause my feet all got a sole but I sure don't
I've got a girl in my pocketbook
And some proverb is gonna take it, take it there

[Verse 2]
Books and killing and something's happening
I'm property of my family
And Gideon told me where to go
I'm gonna sure break down your father's altar and meal

[Chorus]
Do a jig, do a jig, do a jig
Do a jig, do a jig, do a jig, do a jig

[Verse 3]
If I walk to Dublin
I'm gonna pass that Turquoise Lady in her new white
Nike flats and something's flat
I said, I need size 10,000 for my ass, yes

[Chorus]
Do a jig, do a jig, make 'em laugh
Do a jig, do a jig, hey, make 'em laugh

[Post-Chorus]
'Cause he won't be coming back
Said, he won't be coming back

[Verse 4]
If I make the golden host
And the Lord needs men, he needs good men
The Lord needs U.S. Marines
I said I got her numbers in my shear machine
I got me an electric shear machines

[Chorus]
Do a jig, do a jig, do a jig
Let me plague myself with the west in his head
I said, do a jig, make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh, just make him laugh

[Post-Chorus]
'Cause he won't be coming back
(Won't be coming back)
Yes
'Cause he won't be coming back
Said, he won't be coming back
Got it

[Outro]
"The drinking test is p-p-puzzling
The drinking test is puzzling, Marcel
For those that laughed are described both as drinking as a dog
Drinking as a dog-phase, they say was misplaced
We wonder whether the Lord chose a few good men
Whether the Lord chose the U.S. Marines"