Walk Like an Egyptian

[Intro: Bob and Larry]
Hey Larry, you remember when we took that trip to Egypt?
Oh yeah Bob, yes I do remember!
It reminds me of a song!
What song could that possibly be?

[Verse 1: Bob, Larry and Both]
All the old paintings on the tomb
They do the sand dance, don't you know?
If they move too quick (oh-way-oh)
They're falling down like a domino

All the bazaar men by the Nile
They got the money on a bet
Gold crocodiles (oh-way-oh)
They snap their teeth on their fresh baguette<!--<br-->
Foreign types with their handy wipes say
(Way-oh-way-oh, ooh-way-oh-way-oh)
Walk like an Egyptian
(shoot your right to the side, shoot your right to the side)

Ha ha, we're doing it, Larry, this is fun!
Is that a camel?

[Verse 2: Bob, Larry and Both]
The big waiter dudes take their trays
They spin around and they cross the floor
They've got the moves (oh-way-oh)
You drop your milk and then they bring you more

All the school kids and their teachers too!
Still like the punk and the metal band
When the buzzer rings (oh-way-oh)
They're walking like an Egyptian

All the cops in the donut shop say
(Way-oh-way-oh, ooh-way-oh-way-oh)
Walk like an Egyptian

Here we go, Bob!
Oh ho ho, we're doing it Larry! We're walking like Egyptians!
You know what, I wanna try this. I wanna slip and slide like an Egyptian. You got a Slip-N-Slide?
Hey Larry, I think you got it!
Woo!
Very impressive!

Is that you whistling?

[Verse 3: Bob, Larry and Both]
Slide your feet up the street, bend your back
Shift your arm, then you pull it back
Life is hard you know (oh-way-oh)
So strike a pose on a Cadillac

If you want to find all the cops
They're hanging out in the donut shop
They sing and dance (oh-way-oh)
They spin the clubs, cruise down the block

All the Japanese with their yen
The party boys call the Kremlin
And the Chinese know (oh-way-oh)
They walk the line like Egyptian

All the cops in the donut shop say
(Way-oh-way-oh, ooh-way-oh-way-oh)
Walk like an Egyptian
(Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy
Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy)
Walk like an Egyptian
(Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze
Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze)

[Outro: Bob and Larry]
C'mon everybody, you can do it too!
Okay, here we go! Move it back!
Larry, help him out!
Okay, gotta do it like this. Yeah, gotta put your hips twists into it
That's a sorta South American
No, I distinctly studied Egyptian walking, thank you very much, it's like this!