$WAGGOT

[Intro]
Get it?
It's like swag plus faggot
Cause like, cause like I'm a faggot
And swag is cool and it's kinda ironic like
Right? Like
I know, I know, it's very clever
Like, I'm glad that I was able to explain it
I just wanna...I just wanna be clear
So there's no confusion, cause I know it's not that obvious
Like, who would think of something like that?
I know, I know

[Verse 1]
3 years ago, I came up with the word $WAGGOT
It wasn't clever then, and I certainly wasn't bragging
I was not the first, shoutout to Simon Waggott
And whoever got the Twitter, but one day I'm gonna grab it

Maybe I'm a bitch, but you are a fucking maggot
I know that when you see me, you're like, "Ugh, that fuckin faggot"
Don't get all offended, I know that you say faggot
You are not the shit, your life is just a bad trip

You are not equipped, your pussy is not magic
I am on a level that you could never imagine
I suck dick, but you are so flaccid
Indignation, white guilt in action

I'm impatient, you're a defacement
Kitty cat fight like pigs eating bacon
Litigants literally in the basement
Sitting on the stairs, they stare in amazement

They're impaired, they think they're in Paris
Top of the Eiffel, I'm secondhand embarrassed
Take some Claritin for your apparent
Reality allergic reaction

I'm a faggot, go on say it
I know you want to, I know you hate it
I know you hate me, I know you hate this
Tell me to go get fucked and suck a dick

[Chorus]
Go on, say it
Tell me, "Suck dick"
I get fucked in the ass
And I like it
It's okay, bitch
Call it baiting
I think about your dad
While I'm masturbating

[Verse 2]
That's right, picture it
Me on your dad's dick
My mouth on your boyfriend's dick
They're both faggots
Just like I am
You can laugh, but I wouldn't
You'd be surprised
What makes some straight men wooden

That's it, onto the next
My mouth just cannot rest
You seem depressed
Is it 'cause you're undressed?
Once again, just like all of
The girls you disrespect
And called sluts more than once
All over the Internet
With a dick in your mouth
And cum all over your chest
You insist in a tweet
That you're not like the rest
Are you a misogynist?
In the closet, I guess
I guess we came full circle
Like the burns on your breasts
From a man's cigaratte
Did that work in the past?
Do you see where you're at?
You're a meninist at best
And depending on the next
I'mma let it have a rest
It's all been said and said again
I wonder if you heard it then

When did you start talking like that?
'Cause I looked into your past
On your Facebook, you're a rat
Your whole persona is a brand new
Enterprise at best
And you've got nothing else
And you'll get nothing as well

[Chorus]
Go on, say it
Tell me, "Suck dick"
I get fucked in the ass
And I like it
It's okay, bitch
Call it baiting
I think about your dad
While I'm masturbating