Vs. Imposter Week 1 WITH LYRICS (Remastered)

(Cutscene 1 and Spoken)
Boyfriend:
My sweet

Red Imposter:
Eh, huh?
Gimmie the shit

BF:
Uhhh..
FINE!

Oh my god please don't kill me Imposter Among Us

R:
I'm not gonna kill you lmao
Because like
I'm a crewmate

BF:
Oh okay

Girlfriend:
WHAT
No dude you literally have a knife
Actually shut the fuck up dude

R:
…
Okay you crossed the line
Now we HAVE to rap battle. You fucking dumbass

(Sussus Moogus and Spoken)
Red Imposter:
Ugh
You should REALLY
Be careful
What you say, kid
Now we HAVE to rap battle
Are you funkin stupid
Or somethin?
Ugh

(Sung)
Red Imposter:
Listen up you
Blue-hairеd dumbass
I'm not sus
To prove that, I'll rap
Don't you snitch or
I just might snap
Not imposter
Just stayin strapped

Boyfriеnd:
Your approach is
Too aggressive
Attitude is too excessive
Honestly it's real impressive
How you could be
So, offensive-

R:
Not my fault, you
Called me Sussy
One more time, it
Could be bloody
Screw up and you
Won't be lucky
Chew your brains
Make them all slushy

BF:
That right there just
Gave it away
You're impostor
I'm not the prey
Won't let you lead
The crew astray
I won't let them
End up betrayed

R:
It seems like you
Know my secret
And I can't trust
You to keep it
Big red button
You won't reach it
The truth here, you
Won't release it

BF:
If you really tried to hide it
Did a poor jib, can't deny it
Now I'm gonna cause a riot
There is no makin
Me be quiet

R:
Shut your trap or
I'll merk you
Buss a cap and
That'll serve you
Bullet to your face
Ir goes through
Run and I'll give
Chase, oppose you

BF:
If you wanna fight
I'm ready
Tell me why you're
So unsteady
Got enemies, I got many
DROP THE GUN
TRY TO BE FRIENDLY

R:
Wanna fight? Then
Let me know
Waiting for the chance
To go
Tell me
Can you stop the Glock??
Poppin shots on ya block!

BF:
Gonna beat you in this duel
Not the one you're
Gonna fool
The act you commit are
Cruel
Time for you to get schooled

R:
Underneath the surface
Imposter is lurking, causin
All disturbance

BF:
Underneath the surface
You monsters
Kill us off, no race occurrence

BF:
I don't know what
That means
But I think it's
Safe to assume
That it's badass!

BF:
Won't give into
Your scheme
Won't get off your case
Until you complete that task

R:
While you're not lookin
Get silenced with my pistol

Big
Ol
Pistol

BF:
Out I'd be bookin it
So no more physical

No
No
Pistol

R:
You wouldn't believe me
Guess it doesn't matter
You were next up on the list

BF:
You just can't deceive me
Now let's stop the chatter
And eject you from the ship

R:
You may know my secret
But tell me
What's stronger
A bullet or words??

BF:
You struggle to keep it
And I am certain that my
Voice will be heard

R:
More than one
Imposter
Lurking around here
Silencing chumps like you

BF:
Gonna stop the slaughter
You best stop
Cussing or YouTube might
Strike you

R:
Way to break the fourth wall
But tell me
Why do it at a time like this

BF:
I won't shake
I'll stand tall
I needed
Something to rhyme
That's the premise

R:
You think I won't merk you
Your fourth wall
Breaks aren't gonna work
On me

BF:
But your broke
The wall too
I won't fall
Get your secret out
Guaranteed

R:
Bop

(Spoken)
R:
No scoped!

(Cutscene 2 and Spoken)
BF:
OH MY GOD YOU KILLED MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND
WHAT IS ACTUALLY WRONG WITH YOU
I WANTED TO SPEND MY LIFE WITH HER
I LOVED HER
SHE WAS MY SOULMATE AND YOU JUST KILLED HER
DO YOU HAVE ANY REMORSE FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE??
MY LIFE IS RUINED
I DON'T WANNA KEEP LIVING
I'M TIRED OF RAPPING
FUCK
MY LIFE HAS NO PURPOSE
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
GOD
DAMN
IT
FUCK

R:
That sounds A LOT like an L

(Sabotage and Spoken)
Boyfriend:
You KILLED my FUCKING
GIRLFRIEND

Red Imposter:
L + Ratio + Wrong
+ Get a job + Unfunny
+ You fell off

(Sung)
Red Imposter:
Snitch, don't you hit report
Messing with me is a
Ticket to hell, I'm your
Personal escort

BF:
I can't show you support
When everything you do is
Take the truth and

Both:
Distort

(Same Time)
BF:
On your case, I won't stop till you're
R:
I asked before but tell me if
BF:
Finally where you should be..
R:
You wanna fight, cause we can..
BF:
Sorry to say but you're not to
R:
All that tried to report didn't
BF:
Lucking running into me
R:
Get far but at least they ran
BF:
Just because you made it this far
R:
Once i'm done with you I can finally
BF:
Doesn't mean you'll leave scott free
R:
Get on with my plan
BF:
Not gonna rest till you get burned
R:
Forget that this happened or you'll
BF:
Harder than all 3 degrees
R:
Be seeing red by my hands

(Not Same Time)
R:
Don't cry, baby
Can you really blame me?
Sorry bout your girl, but
I won't let you play me

BF:
Dude, your crazy
You were actin shady
Not makin me shake, I
Do this on the daily

(Same Time)
BF:
Try to "blast me" you'll be surprised
R:
If you want, I'll blast your ass too
BF:
Come back before your very eyes
R:
My secret is not reaching the crew
BF:
I'm gonna avenge girlfriend and
R:
Buss a cap right through your eye and
BF:
Make sure you meet your demise
R:
Shorten your whole field of view

(Not Same Time and Spoken)
R:
I'm gonna shoot you
I'm SERIOUSLY gonna
FUCKING SHOOT YOU

(Sung)
R:
Cut all the lights out
Fake a task in medbay
I can't just let your
Evidence convey

BF:
I'm gonna wipe out
Your chance to get away
Finding the right route
End your path today

R:
If that's how you feel
Should I shoot you right here?
Let's make a deal or
Disappear

BF:
No way to kill me
I'd just reappear
Just can't be beat
The path is clear

(Same Time)
BF:
You will watch in awe as your scheme is
R:
You will watch in awe as lights get
Both:
Sabotaged
BF:
I won't let you take out the whole
R:
I'll just fake the closet task, it's
BF:
Team last straw
Both:
As I'm
BF:
Running fast as I can
R:
Running fast as I can
BF:
Reporting you for doing the most
R:
Pinning it on whoever is close
BF:
Why are you slipping up? All you gotta do is
R:
This shit is easy kid, all I gotta do is
BF:
Hit the notes
R:
Hit the notes
BF:
Sorry but I have to say
R:
Killed tons of crewmates before
BF:
That you're reaching at the end of the road
R:
Pooped them right through their tiny
BF:
Don't get comfy no matter the
R:
You may be sailing for now but it's
BF:
Position you were bestowed
R:
Real hard to stay afloat
BF:
Don't start getting grumpy when your
R:
Sorry that I killed your kill
BF:
Identity is exposed
R:
She didn't even need a scope
BF:
Trying hard to bump me
R:
You both make me wanna hurl
BF:
But your career is coming to a close
R:
And now I got you on my ropes

(Spoken)
R:
Okay then
Bitch

(Cutscene 3 and Spoken)
BF:
WHAT

R:
Dumbass I said I'd murk you
Wait
Why are you not dead

BF:
You can't kill me lmao
That would like ruin the game if I just died
Also haunting you sounds funny af

R:
You have GOT to be FUCKING kidding m-

(Meltdown and Spoken)
Red Imposter:
SHIT!!

*Panting*
This doesn't make sense!
WHY WON'T YOU DROP
DEAD!?

At this rate..
I'm gonna be voted out..
We can drop this
Right? Right..?
Oh fuck

(Sung)
Red Imposter:
I did what I said
How are you still talking!?
You should be dead
One tapped with my Glock

BF:
Sure you shot my head
But I'll keep on stalking

(Same Time)
BF:
Imposter Red, Now trapped, he'll do what?
R:
Don't you mock
This is making no sense
How do I kill a ghost!?
BF:
Lies construct
R:
Drop the suspense, lay down and get smoked
Both:
This battle is reaching
It's conclusion
BF:
Won't give in to your illusion
R:
I won't face execution
BF:
Why did I have to run into you of all imposters
R:
Why did I have to run into this one of all crewmates
BF:
That's a question I can't ignore!
R:
How the hell do I fight a ghost!?
BF:
Might not just be monsters
R:
How are you still talking!?
BF:
Could have let me be your sponsor
R:
How the hell are you still walking!?
BF:
Could have went through pain and mess war
R:
Shot a bullet right through your throat
BF:
You may think you killed me and GF
R:
How do you still continue to live
BF:
It'd break the game if we faced death
R:
You did acts I can't just forgive
BF:
I'm not gonna die
R:
Why!? Why won't you die!?
BF:
Tell me your story, you might survive
R:
I can't leave the others to survive

(Not Same Time)
R:
So now, tell me
What would you gain
If I told you more?

(Same Time)
BF:
Everybody
R:
An offer I might ignore
BF:
Has their reasoning and their own lore
R:
What if you "crewmates" killed us all
BF:
It's time to settle the score
R:
Tell me.. does that change how you feel!?
BF:
Tellin me there was some type of brawl?
R:
THE BOND IS GONE, CAN'T BE RESTORED!
BF:
Can't be sure if that's the real deal!
R:
Shut your trap, buss a cap
BF:
Let me give you a little tip
R:
Right inside you if you open your lips
BF:
Drop the strap, and sit back
You'll be sent to space into the abyss
R:
Oh, you little shit..
You wanna "help" So bad!?
THEN WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING DIE!?!?
BF:
You still wanna try?

(Not Same Time)
BF:
You kill me
And my girl

(Same Time)
BF:
I just wanna find out why
R:
They're gonna catch me..

(Not Same Time)
R:
The fools I've murked
Drew their last breath

(Same Time)
BF:
You just can't match me
R:
If things had went as planned
You would have been next
BF:
I'm different, I worked to be the best!
Still spitting as a ghost and you look
R:
Just drop dead
BF:
Perplexed.. why so vexed?
R:
You should have already passed on
Dead, unable to respond.. GO, BEGONE!
BF:
Lost the battle, but won the war
R:
I told you this before..

(Not Same Time)
BF:
Make everyone shout encore

(Same Time)
BF:
What's in store
R:
You're waging a war
BF:
So you wanna throwdown
R:
So you wanna throwdown
BF:
Wanna go and have a showdown
R:
Wanna have a fucking showdown
BF:
If that's what you crave, be my guest
R:
If that's what you crave, be my guest
BF:
You're stuck in denial
R:
I'm not in denial
BF:
Could't even pass my trial
R:
UP YOUR ASS WITH YOUR DAMN TRIAL
BF:
But you wanna claim you're "the best"
R:
I'M NOT GOING THROUGH YOUR DAMN TEST
BF:
Loosing to you would ruin the game
R:
I DON'T CARE IF IT "RUINS THE GAME"
BF:
You can't just rely on your aim
R:
You should be in hell up in flames
BF:
I'm not gonna die
R:
Why haven't you died!?
BF:
Tellin the crew and SCREW YOUR DAMN PRIDE
R:
Tellin the crew and SHOOTIN MY PRIDE

(Not Same Time)
R:
Up above..
They'll find me..
Eject me..
I thought that I would have
Made it back

BF:
We could have
Just kindly
Discussed this
But you didn't wanna

(Same Time)
BF:
Hit the shake!
R:
No one was thinkin that I was sus

(Not Same Time)
R:
Until they met your ass..

BF:
I already tried
You won't discuss
You'll be ejected
Fast...

(Spoken)
R:
I'M NOT SUS

(For my brother Loggo)
R:
THIS IS FOR MY BROTHER LOGGO

Girlfriend:
Who the fuck is lo-

R:
Loggo these nuts in your mouth
The fools I've murked
Drew their last breath