Sussus Bloogus WITH LYRICS

Blue Crewmate:
Shotgun's here to protect us from
Any danger
If you're sus don't project it, man!
Introduce yourself first!

Boyfriend:
That's what the last guy said

(Blue, Boyfriend)
Then betrayed my trust
Oh, I see you must mean Red! We're super different, just trust!
You really don't want me dead? You'll have to prove it to us!

Blue Crewmate:
Here's a little secret
That guy's nothing but a jerk
Walks around here with a smirk
Every time my back is turned

(Blue, Boyfriend)
He'll pull his gun, and drag me through the dirt!
Hear the words you speak but

Boyfriend:
How can I know that's not a lie?
Help us both see eye to eye
Sounds like it's the same guy

(Blue, Boyfriend)
But are you just like him in hiding?
When you look at me, what's in your sight?

Blue Crewmate:
Surely not a guy here to fight
I work my ass off day and night
Getting my tasks done, bringing back the light!

Boyfriend:
I see someone acting awfully friendly
Even though we just now met and
I'm not buying it yet
I'm making it sure you're not a treat!

Blue Crewmate:
I don't bare the red name
My shotgun only aims
At those who oppose
Or cause our ship's implosion
There's not much to see

Boyfriend:
That's the point of the game
How did you even obtain
A fucking gun
And why don't I have one?

(Blue, Boyfriend)
Something smells too fishy!
Found it chilling next to red
I already said before there's holes here I can't ignore
And though "why don't I go ahead and
Take that thing right off his hands
That way he'll have his evil plans no more!
You thought if you just took it then
Indirectly waged a war where he killed me every game
You'd bring his killing to an end
Bet that he was pretty pissed
He's killing you to settle the score
Guess that action broke the game
You've both got pretty odd lore... I guess I can trust a bit more
And now his gun is mine to claim but
Hey he got another one
So why's he so persistent for my pain?
Honestly, I'm pretty used to bloodshed and gore
Can't he sit down and explain?
So it's a real nice change pace
NO! He'll just fucking kill me again!
To not be dealing with that stuff anymore!
Glad we're finally sharing a view
You know my words are true and
Most importantly you know
Finally we can on all fronts this one's...
That Red's a fucking dick!
He's trolling me for pleasure when the conflict is resolved
Hey, what if we can stick together? Maybe we can end it all!

Boyfriend:
Definitely been a real blast
Learning about your past and

(Blue, Boyfriend)
We can ensure that asshole falls face first!
And knowing someone got Red back
For all his heinous acts
I mean, we both hate him I'm fine with fighting two on one
But maybe we should ditch the gun killing isn't helping anyone!

Blue Crewmate:
Shotgun's here to protect us from
Any danger
I'm not just gonna let if off
That's pettier than him!

Boyfriend:
Glad that you're sensible

(Blue, Boyfriend)
Unlike many others
Though, we'll tear him limb from limb!
We'll pay him back in full let's not end each other-
His future's lookin' real grim!

Blue Crewmate:
Ha! Dude I'm only kidding!
We're both crewmates
That ain't a choice
Maybe you can use your voice
With your singing talents, he'll
Be shocked and I can get a win again!

Boyfriend:
I was almost quitting
That option is sure to prevail
Hit him but don't break the scale
In this field I don't fail
So I know we would both be winning

Blue Crewmate:
Then it's settled! The next game, we'll strike! Man
I can't wait, I'm super psyched
Won't be a liability
I'll bring the crew's stability anew

Boyfriend:
Now that's handled we'll end this dispute and
No longer will Red pursue, we'll
We'll make him feel guilty
For what he's putting you through

(Blue, Boyfriend)
I'm glad I got to funk with you, Blue!
Red falls short to Blue!