According to Jake:
This song is funny because I wrote the whole thing (words/melody/chords) in my head while riding my bike to the beer store. It was this one place way out in West Philly and they always had a card table set up next to the counter so you could take all the individual beers out of t...
Tonight we'll watch the presidential candidates debate
And I'll bike seventeen blocks down Haverford Avenue to buy a case
And we'll pretend to know our facts
As we verbally castrate the GOP
And make our parents proud by voting early
But whatever the outcome next year
Mantua will still be here
And I'll be sitting on the roof
With my five best friends
Talking real big game
On all of our shitty bands
I don't care what you believe
You'll never be on the MTV
So Madison Square Garden's our basement
And if the cops show we'll find their replacement
Tomorrow morning
I'm scrambling every last egg in the goddamn fridge
Modern Baseball released Voting Early on Thu Nov 21 2013.