Visit Me in Music City

[Verse 1]
I was born at the Ryman Auditorium
During the Martha White portion of the Grand Old Opry
Roy Acuff cut off my umbilical
Then tied me off with his yo-yo string
It was easy growing up for me in Nashville
Music City has always been good for me
There's room for you and your cowboy boots
We'll even give you a rhinestone suit
You don't even have to sing on key
Producers with computers
Can fix it all in Nashville Tennessee
[Chorus]
So come and visit me in Music City
We'll drink all night and write songs no one will sing
In pickup bars the country stars play Japanese guitars
Come and visit me in Nashville Tennessee
[Verse 2]
The hills are filled with naked hee-haw honeys
Who all sing along in perfect harmony
The world's greatest living guitar pickers
Can deliver you a pizza or sell you weed
Guitar string grow on shrubs and maple trees
Guitar picks tumble out of gumball machines
Record deals fly in and out like happy bumblebees
The cops carry capos in case you wanna change your key
In Nashville Tennessee
[Chorus]
So come and visit me in Music City
We'll drink all night and write songs no one will sing
In pickup bars the country stars play Japanese guitars
Come and visit me in Nashville Tennessee