Borrow Your Girl

Hey brother could I borrow your girlfriend
Mine busted my cheatin heart in a collision last night
And yours looks pretty cool
I’m sure that she would do
Hey brother could I borrow your girlfriend tonight
Oh I hear that she’s as fast as a screaming needle
Hit in the ass by a Delta Jet Airplane
Yeah and she is looking as tight
As a red apple shiny and bright
Wrapped in transparent cellophane
And if you would let me unwrap her
I’d be grateful and return the favor someday
I won’t run the RPM’s too high
And we’ll wave as we pass by
And I promise not to ask her to stay
For I only have a one car garage
And you can’t leave something like that out in the yard
With her sway bars of stainless steel
The way she handles the way she feels
Hey brother could I borrow your girlfriend tonight