Vim Is Angry

Vim:
You know perfectly well what I'm talking about, Colin

Colin:
No I don't, 'cause I'm not listening to you because you're being so negative at the moment...

Vim:
I'm not, I'm the only one that's trying to be fucking positive
You just keep, fucking...

Colin:
Then why do you have to use such foul language if you're supposed to be so positive?

Vim:
'Cause I'm fucking angry!

Colin:
Well, I can understand you're angry, it's because you're disappointed in yourself because you can't play the guitar properly

Vim:
I'm not fucking disappointed in myself, I'm disappointed in you fuckers!

Colin:
Shut up! You stupid pretend pop star

Spider:
I'm going off to write some poetry

Vim:
Every fucking person I ever fucking play with, it's always the fucking same. Fucking aggravation...

Spider:
Well, maybe, have you ever thought, Vim...

Colin:
Foul language, foul language

Vim:
Oh fuck off!

Colin:
And a bit more foul language

Vim:
Fuck off!

Colin:
And a bit more foul language

Vim:
Just fuck off!

Colin: And a bit more foul language there

Vim:
You're fucking near to fucking having your fucking head kicked in!

Colin:
What about "bloody"? You haven't said that yet

Vim:
Just shut the fuck up! Why can't we fucking play anything?!

Colin:
Because we spend too much time swearing

Vim:
Alright, what's the point?!

Colin:
The point is, you can't play the guitar properly because you're too cross

Vim: I'm only...!

Spider:
You're too cross 'cause you say "fucking" all the time. That's the problem

Colin:
I think so. Why are you so angry, Vimto?

Vim:
Because we haven't fucking recorded anything yet!

Spider mimicking Vim:
We haven't fucking recorded anything yet

Colin:
Well, let's record something then

Vim:
But what are we gonna fucking record?!

Spider mimicking Vim:
...gonna fucking record?

Vim:
Do you wanna fucking do this or not?!

Colin:
I was talking to Brian today, and Brian said, "Colin..." I said...

Vim:
Yes, what did Brian say to you, Colin?

Colin:
What do you want to hear?

Vim:
Well, what did he say to you?
I'm sure it's fucking great!
Come on, what did he say?

Colin:
He said, "Throw Vim out the band."

Vim:
Alright, do you want me to go?

Colin:
Yes

Vim:
Right, I'll fuck off. Goodbye

(noise of something dropping)

Vim walking away:
Fuck you! Fuck you!

Colin:
Can you go quicker than that, please?

Vim:
I'm fucking going! I hope you fucking die!