Drink Till I Die

Give me another drink Mr Bartender
If you don't I'm going to stick your dick in a blender
'Cause I, woah I
I'm gonna drink till I die!

All I wanna do is drink as much as I can
That's why I'm a member of a heavy metal band
'Cause I, woah I
I'm gonna drink till I die!
I'm gonna drink till I die!

Lager makes me happy, vodka makes me mean
I'm a heavy metal, drinking, driving, alcohol machine
Listen to me drinking, drinky drinky drink
Listen to me when I go "Bleauuurgh!!!"

But I, woah I
I'm gonna drink till I die!
I'm gonna drink till I die!

I get up in the morning, drink a bottle of gin
Forty pints of lager and a Babycham
'Cause I, woah I
I'm gonna drink till I die!
I'm gonna drink till I die!