Vice Vice Baby

[Intro]
Yo, I'm V.P
Let's kick it!

[Hook]
Vice Vice baby
Vice Vice baby

[Verse 1]
All right, stop
Congregate and listen
Al is up with another invention
Molding my message so tightly
Running away from what's unsightly
Make it to the top?
Yo, hope so
Turn on the lights and let's start this show
Flip on the mic, I'm more than you can handle
Quicker than Bill with an intern.. scandal
Dance through the newsroom
With my boots an' a tan an' a voice that booms
Stately when I'm talking education
Changin' my posture to look like Reagan
Love me, believe me... Just do what I say
Better pull my lever
'Cause the kid don't play
If there was a problem, yo, I'll spin it
Check out my hype while the media defends it

[Hook]
Vice Vice baby, no longer.. Vice Vice baby
Vice Vice baby, no longer.. Vice Vice baby

[Verse 2]
Now that the party is jumpin'
All the baggage from the past I'll sure be dumpin'
Assuming the power of a big-time broker
Choked up Bradley like second-hand smoker
Dunked him, like a wonk that can't dribble
With bucks I raised at a Buddhist temple
Laundered, with no legal control
I'm on a roll, it's time to go solo
Blowin' thru the ozone hole
Cruising the skies and raisin' more dough
Rather on stand-by waitin' for my next lie
Will you stop? I love drive-by's
Gonna keep on shootin' for November
Slingin' lots of bull nobody remembers
I'll go to bed every night at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue!
Putting the screws to right-wing meanies
Be chillin' in the White House, drinking martinis
Jealous, tired of standin' in line
Stood up for Willie, now it's time to get mine
Ready, for the chumps on the Hill
Regulation is my favorite thrill
If there was a problem, yo, I'll spin it
Check out my hype while the media defends it

[Hook]
Vice Vice baby, no longer.. Vice Vice baby
Vice Vice baby, no longer.. Vice Vice baby

[Outro]
Yo! This is my year. Word to "W"!
Vice Vice baby, too cold
Vice Vice baby, too cold, too cold