New York, New York

(With Paul Shanklin as Bill Clinton and Carole Shanklin Allen/Angie Shanklin as Hillary Clinton)
[Verse 1]
Start spreadin' the noose
I'm listening today
She's already a resident, New York, New York
This carpet bag proves I'm longing to say
She's never been to parts of it, New York, New York

[Bridge]
I want to wake up with a hobby that makes me complete and find that I'm queen of the Hill, rid of the creep!
(Aw, that's cold!)

[Verse 2]
In Little Rock, shoes aren't worn 'til it's cold
So make a brand new start of it, in old New York!
I'll wear my make-up there
She'll even change her hair
It's up to you, New York, New York!

[Bridge]
I want to wake up with a hobby that makes me complete and find that I'm queen of the Hill, rid of the creep!

I want to hang out in the "city that never sleeps" and I'll be a number one, top of the list, queen of the Hill
You won't be missed!

[Verse 3]
These Little Rock shoes are melting away
You're gonna make a brand new state of it
In old New York!
And if I can make it there
You know, I've made it.. Everywhere!
It's up to you, New York, New York, New York!