Veronica Hates Me [live, Chicago 2008]

(Veronica Hates Me, 1-2-3 go!)

(1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8!)

She always has something to say
To ruin an otherwise nice day
She always has to start a fight
She doesn't like the way I think
I don't understand why I must drink
To go out on Friday night

'Cause I know what she's doing
I know that I'm losing
I know that she's screwing me

Veronica doesn't like the way I dress
(Veronica hates me)
Veronica says my hair is such a mess
(Veronica hates me)
Why the deposition?
Veronica's definition of love is hate
Veronica hates me

(Veronica hates me)

She thinks I oughta get a job
Quit taking up space on her couch
With my hand deep in my crotch
She don't know how to shut her mouth
I don't know what I'd do without
Her around to drag me down

She asks, "When is the wedding?"
Well, I'm gettin' ready
To yank out the net and push

Veronica doesn't like the way I dress
(Veronica hates me)
Veronica says my hair is such a mess
(Veronica hates me)
Why the deposition?
Veronica's definition of love is hate
Veronica hates me
Veronica hates me
(Veronica hates me)
And I'm a nobody, no
Veronica hates me

(1-2-3-4!)

Veronica won't leave me alone
Veronica won't leave me alone
Veronica won't leave me alone
(Veronica won't leave me alone)

Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh-oh [x4]

[SONG ENDS]

[STAGE BANTER]

WEASEL: Take it, Simon!