Guest List [live, Chicago 2008]

I was hanging out at the show
Feeling like a fat potato
I don't know what I'm doing here
I saw her at the door
And she looked as bored
As me, so I got her in

I put her on the guest list at the show
And now I get to watch her dance like the other weirdos do

Whoa oh-ah-oh oh

I saw she brought a camera
She danced the groin-o-rama
And we were really having fun
Told her, "I'm the lead singer"
I felt like Harvey Klinger
And then she smacked me in the head

I put her on the guest list at the show
And now I get to watch her dance like the other weirdos do

Whoa oh-ah-oh oh

[Guitar lead]

I put her on the guest list at the show
And now I get to watch her dance like the other weirdos do

(Whoa oh-ah-oh oh)

(A-wa-ah-ah-ah-oh oh)
(A-wa-ah-ah-ah-oh oh)

Wa-ah-ah-ah-oh oh
A-wa-ah-ah-ah-oh oh