Venus in the Morning

[Verse 1]
Oh, Venus jumped Jack, she smiled and lowered her guard
All of that over barbecue, Saturday night in her backyard
She revealed all she had
To Jack's burning glance
She couldn't refuse, she kicked off her shoes
She was ready for romance
Oh, Venus in the morning

[Verse 2]
Half dead from the night before, said goodbye to her sweetheart
When he threw her on the floor wild-eyed with love he shouted
To which she just replied
This may be your cup of tea; it's none of mine

[Verse 3]
She salvaged from the table
An ice bag and a red piece of meat
Grace holds them up in front of Venus
On the lake beside the stable; they cover her politely
From all indelicate eyes
While fish are dancing with the hopes of glancing
A soapy pink surprise

[Verse 4]
Years may pass and change the way
We feel about each other
One thing Venus knows
One always needs a lover

[Verse 5]
May sound a little dirty
But some of her pretty maiden smiles
And some of her heartfelt caresses
Attract the men from many miles
They'd all be glad to take a chance
And explain to her why
But, for the moment she prefers to share her charms with two or three at a time