Velveeta [live]

Sugar-coated girlfriends don't mean anything to me
This song's about a girl who's soft and warm and cheap
When I held her close to me, she melted right away
Velveeta was her name

Velveeta [x3]

All my friends keep telling me, "Frank, you must be sick
How can you have fun with a gooey, processed chick?"
But she's much more than that, she's got a heart of gold
She does what she's told

Velveeta [x3]

I want to tell her that I'll never go away
She keeps showing me her expiration date

Girls may comе, girls may go, I know one thing for sure
They stock Vеlveeta at the local grocery store
And she'll be on the shelf until the end of time
When we'll have to say goodbye

Velveeta [x6]

Yeah, yeah, yeah