Vegan Water

[Verse 1]
I can't communicate my needs and I don’t care if I smell good
Ain't too proud to beg
Ain't too proud to steal leftover dessert off another table
A black hole full of noodles
Vegan water in the sink
Ain’t too proud to plead
Maybe you can knife my tires

[Chorus]
All my friends are imaginary
I can do no wrong
I'm a corporatist statist monkey
I can do no wrong
My brain's completely full
My brain's completely full
Tide Pods in my mouth and my mind
I can do no wrong

[Verse 2]
The thing you hate the most?
Well, I think it is completely anodyne
Don't smash your fingers closing the window of opportunity
The periodic table of reality
The periodic table of haircuts
Ain't too proud to just vibe
Baby, you can slash my tires

[Chorus]
All my friends are imaginary
I can do no wrong
Going ham with a chainsaw on a tree
I can do no wrong
My brain's completely full
My brain's completely full
You can’t fire me because I am dead
I can do no wrong

[Post-Chorus]
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