Uno

[Hook x2]

I heard a wise man once said: If there's a hole there's a goal
Unless that bitch is a trap, in that case I gotta go
And if you're tryna talk to me there's one thing you gotta know
I got no real life bitches I got less than uno

[Verse 1]

Party like a wedding. You the bride and I'm the groom
Later tonight we making babies in just one single room
Getting married in December you know we fucking till June
And by the end you will be transformed like Sailor Moon

All my homework done on Kami
Got two wrong its Double Whammy
Bitch I’m boutta win a Grammy
Rich like Batman Vigilante
Yeah I sniff anime panties
Getting smothered in the fanny
I got all the nooks and crannies
I keep it rustic and not fancy (ay ay)

[Hook]

I heard a wise man once said: If there's a hole there's a goal
Unless that bitch is a trap, in that case I gotta go
And if you're tryna talk to me there's one thing you gotta know
I got no real life bitches I got less than uno

[Verse 2]

I never miss just like I’m a sharpshooter
Pull up to to the party in a new razor scooter
My big brain is vibing don't need any tutor
It’s clear that you and I don’t got the same humor

Me and the boys are all still permanent virgins
It’s actually a blessing and not too heavy of a burden
But times are changing now and we can never certain
Can you please just show me if the carpets match the curtains

[Bridge]

Look, you know that I really don't want to be pushy
But I hate talking so give me the pussy
I know you hiding those tits under that hoodie, like
Lift that shit up bitch I'm trying to get a lookie
Like...

[Verse 3]

Anime pussy so good tasting its like a McNugget
Rem’s thighs looking so thicc I really wanna fuck it
But I know that'll never happen so I'm just thinking “what if”
What if I got that Re:Zero bitch on her knees to suck it

She like a McChicken cuz that pussy I'm eatin' like
No I ain't kiddin, man bitch I am in it
She gave me her kitten
It's dripping my cum yeah she sippin it
Its a drink
My girls ain't real and they have never been, not real but I'm fuckin it, she want me to cum in it but I came in 2 seconds I'm done with it

[Hook]

I heard a wise man once said: If there's a hole there's a goal
Unless that bitch is a trap, in that case I gotta go
And if you're tryna talk to me there's one thing you gotta know
I got no real life bitches I got less than uno