Call Me Senpai

[Intro: Kinori & ClariS]
Hey, what ifwe made a song about anime bitches? Hehe
ヒトリゴトだよ
恥ずかしいこと聞かないでよね
君のことだよ
でもその先は言わないけどね

[Hook: Kinori]
Yeah, ayy, ayy
Massive tiddies or lolis
To me it does not even matter
In real life or just 2D
I’m going straight for the latter
I’m boutta get all these bitches
Like the MC of a hentai
And when they speak to me
They can only call me "senpai"
I’m drowning in waifus
Like I’m the king of this harem
So many extras all around me
I can easily share 'em
Playing all thesе bitches man they ain’t got a clue
And whеn you talk to me you better be dropping those panties too

[Verse 1: Pinecone]
Boku no Pico yeah I watch that with the boys
My rock hard boner pulses when they be making that noise
You already know that my favorite genre is ecchi
Man don’t give me vanilla I just wanted something edgy
Living everyday in the room next to my sis
I hope that maybe one day I can give them thicc thighs a kiss
Spending hours looking at the dancing Zero-Two
Made her my wife
Now my property in the kitchen cooking stew
Jerking it to hentai every night and every day
No I don’t feel guilty I been doing this since 8
She said

[Pre-Brigde: ClariS]
掛け違えてる ボタンみたいなもどかしさを
解けないまま また難しくしようとしてる

[Bridge: Kinori]
Yeah I’m
Getting hoes is this a dream?
Fat ass but she just sixteen
She sweeter than a jellybean
Big tiddies yeah I'm boutta cream
Fucking all these traps, man I ain't gonna lie
I don’t care if they got dicks they still got thicc thighs
Bitch still lookin cute even though that bitch looks 9
They ask me how much I watch hentai I say bitch all the time
I go

[Verse 2: Kinori]
1 2 3 4 2D girls they at my door
5 6 7 8 Everyday I masturbate
Taking Rin Tohsaka back home got something to show her
She ask me why it’s so small
I say “Bitch, I’m a grower” Yeah I got
Asuna on the left and Emilia on the right
These hoes want my dick they be starting a fight
All these bitches around me I don't even try
And I fuck ‘em so hard their pussy so tight (mmm)
I thought I was a goner (mmm)
When she saw my millimeter monster (mmm)
Wish it was a little bit longer (mmm)
Got no real bitches I conquered (ay)
I’m smashing Mai and she like it (ay)
Lolis or traps I’ll still pipe it (ay)
They told me they don’t like hentai. I’m like, bitch did you even try it?

[Verse 3: Pinecone]
Found a magic genie and I only got one wish
I said bury me in the thighs of a thicc anime bitch
Blue man did his magic and that shawty came to life
But it’s kinda hard when you don’t speak the language of your wife, she's like

[Bridge: ClariS]
伝えたい気持ちは今日も
言葉になる直前に 変換ミスの連続で
ため息と一緒に飲み込んだら ほろ苦い

[Verse 4: Pinecone]
What the hell’s that even mean the subtitles ain’t there
But I’ll smash these foreign girls like I don't even care
They worship me on their knees, like it’s Highschool DxD
They ask me where’s my girl, I say in my computer screen
She tryna send me nudes but I tell her hell no
What I’m really after is the juicy pics of her toes
Her giant milkers are so big they look like a cow’s udder
I said I wanna suck them bitch, did I even stutter
Whenever I get questioned 'bout what kind of girls I like
The answer never changes cuz I don’t got no type I’m like

[Hook: Kinori]
Massive tiddies or lolis
To me it does not even matter
In real life or just 2D
I’m going straight for the latter
I’m boutta get all these bitches
Like the MC of a hentai
And when they speak to me
They can only call me 'senpai'