[Verse 1]
Look at the world, how it's crumbling
What does it matter to me?
I'm a miserable kid in a miserable world
Millions grumbling, "what does it matter to me?
I'm an ordinary human being"
[Bridge]
If I were a unicorn...
Oh, how I'd love to be a unicorn!
Prancing ever after
Look at my mane, its spectacular shine
Signals passing-by planes with a message of love
And my horn guides you home
[Verse 2]
Look at the world, millions wondering
"What does it matter to me?
I'm a miserable kid in a miserable world"
Ever fumbling, what could it matter to me
As your run-of-the-mill, magic
Beautiful, majеstic
Blissfully dumb unicorn?