Arts & Crafts

[Verse 1]
Arts and crafts occupy your time
Arts and crafts entertain your mind
I never thought I'd have to do this to myself
Believed I'd always hear the whispers of the muse inside my skull
Arts and crafts help you through your day
Arts and crafts keep your thoughts at bay

[Chorus 1]
And the smell of the glue takes away all the pain
Every glue molecule fits right into my brain
I believe the adhesive keeps me in a sane-like domain

[Verse 2]
Oh my, how far you've fallen, pairing up and settling down
One time resplendent callings together equal none
I guess I'd rather have the sum
Than the whole affair of leaving there and starting in this town
Arts and crafts, always there for you
Arts and crafts, there's nothing else to do

[Chorus 2]
And when scissors cut paper, the sound calms my cells
It suppresses requests to go cut something else
My cortex starts to swell, its reflexes are quelled by the spell
And the smell of the glue takes away all the pain
Every glue molecule fits right into my brain
I believe the adhesive will leave me insane