Unfundamentals

[COSMO]
This used to be a fun place, but now we wear a sad face
Since pixies have all replaced, the way that things are done

[JORGEN]
There's no more granting wishes, you can't turn into fishes
Now pipe down do the dishes
Come on now, everyone

[COSMO & OTHER FAIRIES]
These are the unfundamentals for us fairy godparent-als
Who are now devoid of wishing and of mirth
We're certifiably de-mental 'cause these unfundamentals
Make being fairies about as fun as giving birth

[COSMO]
I'll bet it's even worse down there on Earth!

[WANDA]
Timmy?
Timmy?
Timmy?
Timmy?
Timmy?

[FLAPPY BOB]
All the arcades now close at three, the trampolines are bouncy free
And there's a pad on every knee, everything's fine, far as I see
But I can't help but think out loud, the things that kid had said somehow
My mom and dad would not be proud, of the path I’ve taken in life

Have I been wrong? Have I been used?
Should I embrace my nose and shoes?
Accept these gifts I once refused?

[HAPPY PEPPY GARY & BETTY]
I'm happy, peppy-

[FLAPPY BOB, spoken]
Not now!

[TIMMY]
Our heads must be protected, our bodies disinfected
This is just as I suspected
What would happen if this world was ruled with?

[TIMMY, CHESTER, A.J. & SANJAY]
Unfundamentals? Surely all you parentals
Must see how devoid of fun, this truly...

[TIMMY]
Is...

[CHESTER, A.J. & SANJAY]
Truly is

[DAD]
But all these unfundamentals
Seem quite instrumental
To keep all of you rowdy kids in line
If you need us, we'll be playing the back nine!