Uncredible

[Verse 1]
I'd hate to be successful
'Cause if I don't have misery
Then I can sing about the pain and the struggle and the shit in my life that happens to me
And I'd hate to make a million
'Cause if I had that money now
'Cause I'd be holed up in some mansion in cashmere boxers sitting around

[Chorus]
Happy as a nobody
I would always rather be
Un-cred-ible
Moving like a dinosaur
Pizza from the night before
Un-cred-ible

[Verse 2]
You won't see me on your tv
You won't hear me in car
And if you ask what I do
It won't mean shit to you if you meet me in a bar
I don't have a famous girlfriend
I'm not a famous person, son
I don't care
I'm extremely rare
I'm a meat that's overdone

[Chorus]
Happy as a nobody
I would always rather be
Un-cred-ible
Moving like a dinosaur
Pizza from the night before
Un-cred-ible

[Chorus]
Happy as a nobody
I would always rather be
Un-cred-ible
Moving like a dinosaur
Pizza from the night before
Un-cred-ible