Boring

[Verse 1]
He wishes that he didn't have a steady income
Wishes that his parents had separated when he was younger
Wishes that he didn't have a loving girlfriend
Wishes she would sleep around
With a few of his friends
Wishes that he didn't have a degree
Wishes that everybody in his life
Would hate him, so he'd have something
To bitch about
Instead of living comfortably
He wishes that his life was more Ready To Die or Marshal Mathers LP

[Pre-Chorus]
Dreaming for something more

[Chorus]
But he's just plain boring
Are you gonna buy his LP?
Are you gonna watch him on television?
Hasn’t even had a felony conviction
‘Cause he’s just plain boring
Are you gonna scream at his shows?
Are you gonna watch him on television?
Hasn’t even had a drug addiction
‘Cause he's just plain boring

[Verse 2]
Wishes that he had a reputation
And his scars were from a fight and not an operation
Wishes he was born and raised in Brooklyn New York City
Wishes that his upbringing was a bit more shitty
He wishes that he wasn't always so polite
Wishes he had the balls to say he wishes that he wasn't white
Wishes kids would wish to be just like him
He wishes he was fat or thin instead of just embarrasingy falling somewhere inbetween the two of em

[Chorus]
But he's just plain boring
Are you gonna buy his LP? (Nope)
Are you gonna watch him on television?
Hasn’t even had a felony conviction
‘Cause he’s just plain boring
Are you gonna scream at his shows?
Are you gonna watch him on television?
Hasn’t even had a drug addiction
‘Cause he's just plain boring

[Pre-Chorus]
Dreaming for something more

[Chorus]
But he's just plain boring
Are you gonna buy his LP? (Nope)
Are you gonna watch him on television?
Hasn’t even had a felony conviction
‘Cause he’s just plain boring
Are you gonna scream at his shows?
Are you gonna watch him on television?
Hasn’t even had a drug addiction
‘Cause he's just plain boring