[Verse]
Uncle Phil's got a shiny dome
Lives in a haunted jade green home
Little kids they go to play
In his yard they disappear each day
[Verse 2]
Mothers whisper with a silent dread
Is he eating them before they go to bed
Phil's smile it chills to the bone
He ain't never been alone
[Chorus]
Uncle Phil says come on in
He's got a twisted crooked grin
You won't ever make it out
Once inside he'll shut you out
[Verse 3]
There's a legend in our town
About a man who's bald and he'll pin you down
Parents scream and children cry
When Uncle Phil comes walking by
[Verse 4]
Late at night you'll hear them shout
Souls of kids who can't get out
His laughter rings through halls of doom
As he gobbles them up within his room
[Chorus]
Uncle Phil says come on in
He's got a twisted crooked grin
You won't ever make it out
Once inside he'll shut you out
Uncle Phil was written by The Mustard Daggers.
Uncle Phil was produced by The Mustard Daggers.
The Mustard Daggers released Uncle Phil on Fri Dec 27 2024.