Uncle Phil

[Verse]
Uncle Phil's got a shiny dome
Lives in a haunted jade green home
Little kids they go to play
In his yard they disappear each day

[Verse 2]
Mothers whisper with a silent dread
Is he eating them before they go to bed
Phil's smile it chills to the bone
He ain't never been alone

[Chorus]
Uncle Phil says come on in
He's got a twisted crooked grin
You won't ever make it out
Once inside he'll shut you out

[Verse 3]
There's a legend in our town
About a man who's bald and he'll pin you down
Parents scream and children cry
When Uncle Phil comes walking by

[Verse 4]
Late at night you'll hear them shout
Souls of kids who can't get out
His laughter rings through halls of doom
As he gobbles them up within his room

[Chorus]
Uncle Phil says come on in
He's got a twisted crooked grin
You won't ever make it out
Once inside he'll shut you out