Ugly Girl

[Verse 1]
When I saw you at the grocery store
You were sharing a shopping cart with her
And I couldn't turn and run away, I didn't know what to say
You introduced us for the first time
And I had to look her in the eye
But you could not imagine my surprise

[Refrain]
Can't you see you're leaving me for an ugly girl?

[Verse 2]
Does she talk about politics
And all the stuff that used to make me sick?
Does she smoke cigars and stay up late? Oh, she's so great
Does she tell you what you want to hear
And I bet that she can grow a beard
I'd feel better thinking you were queer

[Refrain]
It's not fair, I can't compare to an ugly girl
To an ugly girl

[Chorus]
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[Verse 3]
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha - the joke's on me
I feel jealous and I feel mean
Is she so nice that it makes up for her face? There's no way
Do you have to keep your eyes closed?
Do you have to keep the lights down low?
Oh, I bet you wish you had a blindfold

[Refrain]
Can't you see you're leaving me for an ugly girl?
For an ugly girl
She's an ugly girl, a real ugly girl

[Chorus]
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La la la la, la la la la
La la la la, la la la la
La la la la, la la la la

[Outro]
She's an ugly girl, an ugly girl
She's an ugly girl