Two Steppers, Waltzes, and Shuffles

[Verse 1]
Bar-band drunk
Playing loose as the Rolling Stones
I'm half lit myself
I need a good done wrong

Crowd on the dance floor high fivin' and flyin'
While we wait on an old school two-four
Boys, I'm buying

[Chorus]
Yeah, we're hittin' them whiskey doubles
Buzzin' like neon lights
Lonely hearts and one-night lovers
Dancin' through the honky tonk nights
To two steppers, waltzes, and shuffles

[Verse 2]
Cowgirl in the back yellin' somethin' 'bout Jumping Jack Flash
Me, I need some good old Hag and a lot more cash
Give me some tear in my beer, lonesome, and lonely
Sweet music to my ears, lay some of that on me

[Chorus]
Oh, I'm hittin' thеm whiskey doubles
Buzzin' like a nеon light
Lonely hearts and one-night lovers
Dancin' through the honky tonk nights
To two steppers, waltzes, and shuffles

[Outro]
Yeah, we're hittin' them whiskey doubles
Buzzin' like neon lights
Lonely hearts and one-night lovers
Dancin' through the honky tonk nights
To two steppers, waltzes, and shuffles
Oh, to two steppers, waltzes, and shuffles